S3-Epi 53 TECC ""The Pedo, The Mob Hit, and the Month-Old Burger"

-🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew...
We're diving headfirst into the dark, the weird, and the downright WTF.

💥 Over 600,000 people go missing every year in America—and some stories are so twisted, you'll need a drink (or three).
😱 A so-called "family friend" turns predator, blackmailing and taking the life of a teen girl.
🛳️ A woman vanishes on a cruise and ends up trafficked at port—seen again 10 years later?!
👿 A Fort Worth pedo wants bunk beds for the kids he's planning to kidnap with his creepy-ass partner. Yeah, we went there.
👮‍♂️ Blanco gets arrested AT a job interview (talk about first impressions).
🍔 Pinkie gets gross with some fast food science—spoiler alert: that burger from a month ago still looks fresh.
🕵️‍♂️ Blanco's great-uncle got whacked by the Dallas mob over a mobster’s girl.
🛸 And yes, we even throw in some three-finger alien mummies from Peru for good measure.

This episode is a spicy blend of crime, conspiracy, and questionable burgers. You’ve been warned. It’s a whole lotta Effin’ Mumble-Jumble-Jumbo!